The Stroustrup conference

"Hello? Sir? We kennot hear you Sir!"
"Grr kazshshzh gggrr kaxzz kaz!"
"There is too much distarbance from your side Sir"
"Kz?"
"Too much distarbance! We cannot hear you at all Sir!"
"Kzzhhh Feedback grsjzzz lower dsjkf!"
"We har working hon it Sir!"
...
"Grrzjkdh bandwidth!!"
*beeeeppp*

Sleepy heads, twitchy people, annoyed me, freaked out organiser.

...

"India! Can you hear us?"
"Yes Sir!! We can hear you loud and clear!"
[random dude in crowd] "Yo babe!"

...

"So see plus plus is...BLAH!!"

Sleepy heads, confused noobs, bewildered electricians and chemists, soon an empty hall.

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*beeeep*

"Hey Call him up and thank him. Tell him we heard everything"