Opportunities

When a golden chance happens along one's path, and one neglects all advice and testimonial of it, and chooses to remain on one's arrogant route to the deathbed, then later realization strikes, one feels like ramming a chicken up one's arse. Really.

PS: I regret that I have been unable to update this blog regularly off late and also not been able to visit anyone's blog for a long time. This was due to rising tensions and stones in my throat(not literally). I'll try to be regular but now internet connection poses a problem as I'm back at the Holy Hell of Pathetic Internet(HHPI): Hostels. Current trends may continue for another 4 months.

Love vs Arranged

An attempt at humorous observation
Assumption: Parents are not okay with love marriage.

Assumption: Girl is hot.

For the girls:

Arranged	Love
You get to marry someone your parents love and who's a total fussy wussy who has a very unattractive childlike personality and is a total mothers boy. On the bright side, your mother will be very happy. After all, that’s what's important.	You get to choose a totally adventurous guy who's a bad guy and can protect you when you need him to. He won't need spoon feeding and will handle your ridiculous tantrums. He's in control and you want to sleep with him!
You get a big marriage with all bells and whistles, your dream in life.	You might not get the left.
You get to be with all your relatives who keep talking about how fat, how tall everyone is and about how times have changed.	You get not the left.
You get more of your parents money if you have siblings and you get support later in life from them.	If you are poor, you get to go to a government hospitals and might even end up with a poor surgery and then the limbs that got operated will have to be amputated!

For the guys:

Arranged	Love
If you're a total mother's boy and you are a rich software engineer , you'll probably get yourself a hot papa's girl, who would have had her share of mad wild sex before opting for the conveniences of arranged marriage and at least a geek like you who would never be able to score ever, will actually get a chance! Hurrah for Indian society!	You will have to stay attractive all your life unless it’s a very strong relationship otherwise your babe will dump your smelly butt for that more attractive gray haired mature businessman! On the bright side, staying attractive gives you the ability to screw other girls!(Your partner may still dump you if she found this out)
You can become fat and have a smelly butt and still be patronized by your mother-in-law as long as you open doors and fall at their feet.	As before you will have to stay attractive.
If your partner decides you suck, you have already been patronized by your mother-in-law. No problemo. You have security!	She will dump you any blarmed time now!
Your sex life will be a boring dump. She lie there like a sexless doll because she's has way better than that! But of course you don't ever know that!	Your life will be filled with the best thrilling sex ever. Every time shall be different and more exciting than before. You'll never think of the good old school days like those loser arranged marriage dudes!

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