Dark Blight

When I first watched the Dark Knight, I kind of agreed that it was a good movie. Better than most of the Juno/21/most of the crap that's been coming out off late. But when Dark Knight hit #1 in IMDB, over Godfather, I couldn't believe. Surely, the movie isn't THAT good.
Ofcourse it isn't. I guess people of this time have been afflicted with stupidity syndrome. It's true. If you think about it, there has been no major technological/scientific breakthrough the last decade. Not as many as the 30s or the 60s or before. Our generation is a big bunch of dumbees.
Anyway, back to Dark Knight. What do people think that made it so amazing? The story?
Here's what pisses me off now that I go back and think about it.

How many ever chances the DK gets to kill the Joker, he doesn't. Instead he allows the joker to kill others. Wow DK. Amazing sense of justice you have. Save a life to kill others. Amazing. Best not to get your hands dirty eh?

Batman falls off the building some 20 times from 20 floors. And literally walks away. Two face, a minor pain in the butt btw, falls 2 floors and dies!! What the hell. Poor two face. And whatever happens to the Joker at the end of the story?

DKs voice...That is the biggest joke ever. It's utterly ridiculous.

Cell phone sonar? Have you lost your mind? I'm sure the story writers are a bunch of morons with no education. These are the kind of people who make hacker movies in which hackers press a button to hack a giant ultra secure military database. Fools.

Just because an actor dies doesn't mean you have to watch the movie and praise it to be best the world has ever seen. Oh wait. This reminds me of the Rajkumar situation. Oh wait. It can develop into a business strategy. Kill off an actor after the movie and be sure your movie grand success.

Okay, got to agree the Joker was good. He was way more interesting than Batman. They should have named the movie Joker. Morons.

Oh and the thing about the two boats. A big murderer actually THROWS out the switch. That's plain stupid. The Milgram Experiment(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Milgram_experiment) proves that chances are people blow each other up.

Anyway, it was a good movie. But it's plain insulting to life as we know it to call it the best movie ever.

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Stupid annoying government officials who think they run the world, only they don't realise that their sphere of influence doesn't even extend to the cockroaches at his place.

Stupid annoying government officials who somehow find ways to justify the shit they do

Stupid annoying government officials who are underpaid and overpissed and therefore exert their failure in lives on us

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Stupid annoying government officials who think attendance is the prime factor in indicating intelligence

The Noobs' Guide to Getting Decent(er) Autos

It's a pain to get screwed by auto drivers. I mean you never know when a mad one hits you or when the meter shows 100 when it should show 60! Here are some tips that give you a better chance at getting a sane auto driver.

• Do NOT even bother going near auto drivers who are just standing around in the 'auto stand'. Especially when the auto stand isn't fast moving. This means the fellow is a lazy a-hole and he will screw you, ask you for ridiculous amounts of money, start fights over 10 rupees and what not.
• Do NOT get into autos who have big speakers. These auto drivers need high income to support their speakers and frankly you shouldn't care unless you like listening to blasting "Allele thuntu kanna sundari" or some other recent kannada super hit song.
• Do NOT get into autos or even negotiate if the auto driver asks for extra money in broad daylight. Just say no, don't even bother negotiating. You may win now, but you will get screwed later.
• Do get into autos who are roaming the streets looking for people. These are the hard workers and will give you a fairer price.
• When naming the place, don't name some landmark close to where you want. If you do, state clearly so. Otherwise you might find yourself stranded 400 meters from where you want to be. 
• State clearly the route you want him to take. Otherwise, prepare for a city tour. Don't bother asking him about the route, he'll take whatever he wants. 
• If the guy seems friendly, and you will need some bargaining power(late nights), try to have a chat with the dude. Comment about the rash drivers or the annoying police or the muslims! Whatever will get you connected with the driver. It'll shave off 10 or 20 bucks off the double/triple/one and half. 
• If the meter is flying, either you didn't follow the above principles, or you're just plain unlucky. You can get out of the auto, or continue to get screwed. You should try the former. The general rule is more than 30% extra on the actual price is getting fucked. Most meters have about 15% extra 'mileage'. 
• And do not annoy the auto driver unless you want an ugly crazed fight in the middle of the road.