Peeing on trees
I recently got pissed off by a friend who claimed pissing on the trees would make holes in them and it is unhealthy and all things bad.
Research.
Human Urine is actually used as a fertilizer. For small plants it is diluted 1:10 or more. For large trees I expect that one can directly pee, no problemo!
'Fresh' urine is actually more sterile than a lot of the fertilizers available out there. All the bacteria are filtered out by your body. Result is something so rich, it's a tad bit too rich. And also with too much salt, hence the dilution. Urine is eco-friendly. And even developed contries are looking into it's potential uses as a fertilizer.
So, hell. Pee on all the plants you want. Just make sure no-one's watching.
PS: Much consternation has been undergone by me while writing this ridiculous post. I have been ridiculed, labeled jobless and laughed at. But for the tree hugging community, this is indeed a millenious event.
7 drops:
ha ha..guess ur doin sm th good for the environment specialists...:P
@ria
Yea. You should too.
Good research work! But I guess, you don't have to explicitly tell this to Indian men.
@equi
I have to. Lots of them do it in gutters and on walls and garbages and what not.
ok firstly i have to tell ya i havent stopped laughing ever since i read this. India definitely needs environmentalists like you showing so much concern for mother nature and im not being 'only' sarcastic,i mean it. Keep it up!
@surekha
Err...Thanks, I s'pose.
Umm, wait a minute. So you pee on the tree and hug it? Wow, thats pretty devious of you :P
Post a Comment