4 reasons why Facebook sucks

1) Every time I do ANYTHING, I'm interrupted by the page, which takes frikkin' forever to load, that tells me to send some shitty invite to all my friends.
2) Because of the above, I get about 20 invitations to totally arbitrary things from sending 'drinks' and 'gifts' and other quizzes about movies totally unheard of!
3) Again, because of the above two, the supposedly most important part of social whatevering - the messaging, done by a unique tool called The Wall in Facebook, comes at the end of a 10,000,000 pixel long page. That's roughly about 'Oh shit, I'm closing this window' long.
4) It's just like windows - allow some blasted noobs to write 'apps' for you, 'Face' a big load of annoying bugs and totally unusable interfaces.