Thursday, December 04, 2008

How to do media

  • Talk sensationally, even if it's groundless!
  • Rumor monger! Who cares about facts?
  • Be a drama queen. "Oh my God, he said THAT!"
  • Discount other media for rumor mongering. 
  • Edit out areas of information and pick out phrases so that they really mean something else. Eg: "He screwed her dishwashers door" -> "He screwed her". Ooh, don't the  journalists just get turned on by that?
  • Be pretty.

6 drops:

Unknown said...

When the BJP Spokesperson said "How can a few people wearing lip-stick make up and suits be the voice of a nation", the emphasis was laid on the fact that he said "lip-stick, make up and suits." He was later charged of a conspiracy against these commodities. HAHAHAHA

Layfield said...

Ah sigh how true. Indian media are better than this crappy American media,who make a big deal about a rat in somebody's house, though!

Bhargav said...

Jetru put crappy and American in the same sentence!!
Rejoice!!

Layfield said...

Thu. My mistake. :( I take it back!

Half-Light said...

yo! rejoice rejoice! Jetru be loyal to one country at least man. :D

Ajan said...

hehehehe! Absolutely true..