How to do media
- Talk sensationally, even if it's groundless!
- Rumor monger! Who cares about facts?
- Be a drama queen. "Oh my God, he said THAT!"
- Discount other media for rumor mongering.
- Edit out areas of information and pick out phrases so that they really mean something else. Eg: "He screwed her dishwashers door" -> "He screwed her". Ooh, don't the journalists just get turned on by that?
- Be pretty.
6 drops:
When the BJP Spokesperson said "How can a few people wearing lip-stick make up and suits be the voice of a nation", the emphasis was laid on the fact that he said "lip-stick, make up and suits." He was later charged of a conspiracy against these commodities. HAHAHAHA
Ah sigh how true. Indian media are better than this crappy American media,who make a big deal about a rat in somebody's house, though!
Jetru put crappy and American in the same sentence!!
Rejoice!!
Thu. My mistake. :( I take it back!
yo! rejoice rejoice! Jetru be loyal to one country at least man. :D
hehehehe! Absolutely true..
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