When ya stretch it...a bit

It turns out that some people just don't understand when they're told to shut up. Or to go play with the dog. Or to go have a bath. Nope. That is just exactly why certain people tend to exaggerate!

See, because when I give a movie 8/10 people immediately assume I had a great time. No moron. I did not. Actually I think I'll change that rating to -1600/10 just to satisfy my desire to confuse and annoy and to have a reason to kick your groin while I'm wearing my leather boot. And then I shall smile as if you just got promoted and I wished you the best, even though actually your balls just took a trip to Neptune.

But now what happens? Wait wait. Wonderful stories for my school children coming up! Tra la la, look ahead! :)

I did so badly in the test, I'm almost lowest in the class. No you moron, REALLY! I'm not exaggerating now! You think I'm just saying so? Well, that's all right. I'll just say that I did really well. After all, what have I got to loose? OOOHH! Oops. Yup, should've guessed. You just cut off my ass! Guess it's safe to say I lost it! :) I'll just keep smiling so that no one notices.

Seriously, for heck, what is wrong with everyone?