Friday, October 05, 2007

The new police

Coochie coo?

Babidi Booo!!!

If you guessed right, I won't believe it. Oh well. It's called Moral policing and there's been a lot of humdrum about it in Indian blogs! So I thought about it for a while and made up a little theory.

Newbie section
Moral policing is essentially bunch of nutters protesting against things remotely related to sexual activities and affairs. Such as, Sania Mirza getting screwed because of her comments on sex(Last I remember, it was something useful).

Theory
So in India, there once was a system where the women had got nothing to do but get married and have children. The other women became whores. Then the British happened. Then independence happened. Then some thing and all happened. Now we have a bunch of smart 20-something year old educated women in cities. What happens is naturally female jealousy triggers and those women from the stone age can't stand smarty pant girls. Also, their husbands get pissed off when they see little kiddo girl go have fun. Nop. Can't do. Let's protest in the name culture! Yes sirri! So that's what they all do. Only they don't realize the world now has a press and the west need something to laugh at! Oops…wait…they still don't know what's happening because they don't believe others can be right, for they come from a time and place when knowledge was so pathetic that everyone was wrong anyway. Ah well, I can't think of any other indirect way to insult them so I think I'll just stop ranting here.

PS: No more rant posts. And yep, this is my 100th post. I'm very happy. I've loved blogging! :)

2 drops:

BD said...

Entha theory nindu?

Anyway, congratulations. Keep blogging :)

Ram said...

"Then the British happened. Then independence happened. Then some thing and all happened"

Seriously... LOL!
Yeah jealousy prevails...