Life without Internet

The reason I have not posted for so many days is that my Internet was down. Actually, I use Dial-Up and the phone has a lot of noise in it, so the internet doesn't work properly.
I have gone two weeks without Internet and it has been a horrible experience. Do not try it!
I am typing very fast and I want to make a post before the noise starts again! Those BSNL dudes are doing nothing to reduce the noise, even though I call them up twice a day. I guess I'm being too nice!